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{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
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Gorham's Corner is a road intersection in Portland, Maine, United States. It is formed by the meeting of Center Street, Fore Street, York Street and Pleasant Street. The intersection creates five corners for pedestrians to navigate.
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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
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