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Stand Up! Records is an American independent comedy record label founded in Minneapolis, Minnesota, by Grammy-winning producer Dan Schlissel. It has been called \"the country's most respected indie comedy label.\" Stand Up! has released more than 200 comedy albums and videos since its founding in 2000, including albums by Lewis Black, Patton Oswalt, Greg Proops, David Cross, Maria Bamford, Hannibal Buress, Judy Gold, the Sklar Brothers, and Eddie Pepitone. Comedian and actor Marc Maron, who released his first three albums on Stand Up!, described Schlissel as \"a guy who loves comedy, and is very attentive to the process of recording comedy,\" and, referencing the large number of noteworthy comics who were given important exposure in their early careers by the label, joked that \"you've done everybody's first two records.\"
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